The Crew

Chelsea Bandita

She’s the incomparable one…the total package folks.  On the flat track, they know her as “Chiquita.”  In Freakout Studios she is three-time MVP-winning DJ Chelsea Bandita.

Goo Goo Muck

When the sun goes down and the moon comes up, she becomes a teenage goo goo muck.  The city is a jungle and she’s a beast – a teenage tiger looking for a feast.  You better duck when she shows up – the Goo Goo Muck.

Johnny Tiger Torres

He’s the man with a tiger on his chest, a song in his heart and a wide variety of items caught in his healthy beard.  What will he pull out of it next?  You’ll need to tune in and find out.

Jet Sterling

Jet is a Cosmic Spy and a true international man of mystery.  When he’s not jetpacking to international martini bars, he’s double checking his spy gadgets in his secret underground hideout.  He lives and dies by the twang of surf guitars.  He says nothing’s better than the kick of a Trader Vic’s Mai Tai.  He always carries a Tiki idol with him and he’s not afraid to use it…he is a true mid-century enigma

- Java / The Hub Weekly – June 15, 2006

Koffin Keith

He’s the chest-beatin’, beefcake bass player who makes Chelsea Bandita’s heart flutter.  When he’s not commandeering a sound board or leading a pack of zombies down a city sidewalk, you might find just him slappin’ bass on a stage near you.

Rev. Chuck Allen

PZ (DOA)

Bossa Nova Brooke

Crissy Cadaver

Motorhead Mike

Kamikaze

Creepy Kre

Chronic Todd

Surf Jesus

Papa Surf

Red Baron